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One Man Has Visited 20,563 Starbucks — The Finish Line Keeps Opening New Branches
A programmer known as Winter has spent nearly three decades and at least $180,000 trying to visit every Starbucks in the world.
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Russia Sends A Medieval Prince’s Hand To The Front — Because 2026 Was Too Normal
The Russian Orthodox Church is sending a relic said to be part of medieval prince Dmitry Donskoy’s hand across occupied Ukraine to support troop morale. Yes, that is the verified sentence.
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Portsmouth Protesters Turn Up For Asylum Seekers — And Find A Cricket Team
Masked protesters gathered outside a Portsmouth hotel after online claims that asylum seekers had arrived. The guests were actually Pakistan’s under-19 cricket team, and the crowd dispersed after the mistake was explained.
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Someone Has Nicked 70,000 Pints Of Guinness — Britain Faces Its Darkest Hour
Two trailers carrying about 70,000 pints of Guinness were stolen from a depot in Runcorn. Police are searching for the beer, the lorries and whoever planned a heist with a very specific drinks order.
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America’s new $1 Trump coin costs up to $2.44 each, because maths has resigned
The US Mint has released legal-tender $1 coins bearing Donald Trump’s portrait, sold in a $61 roll of 25 or a $154.50 bag of 100. The face value remains one dollar. The collector value has apparently brought its own calculator.
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US Open fan stops Arthur Fery match to sing Wonderwall — because silence was getting ideas above its station
Arthur Fery’s US Open debut briefly became an Oasis tribute night when a spectator interrupted play with an enthusiastic burst of Wonderwall. Tennis requested silence. Britain’s musical muscle memory declined.
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CONSTRUCTION CREW RESCUES KITTEN FROM EXCAVATOR — SHE IS NOW THE SITE MANAGER
Sue was found trapped inside an Ohio excavator, freed after workers removed a heavy skid plate and then issued a tiny hard hat — an induction process still more rigorous than many corporate appointments.
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A wallaby is loose in Cornwall and locals have been told to stop trying to help
Liskeard's mystery marsupial has been bouncing through town while a sanctuary asks the public not to chase, corner or feed it. Cornwall has entered its Australian phase.
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WOODY AND BUZZ SPOTTED CLINGING TO LORRIES — PIXAR’S MOT HAS EXPIRED
Motorists have filmed cowboy and space-ranger toys dangling from moving trucks in a real-life recreation of Toy Story. Childhood nostalgia has entered the outside lane.
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Scientists Investigate the Surprising Health Benefits of Oral Sex — Men Urged Not to Print This Article Out
The internet has spent years claiming that giving your man some very personal attention can improve mood, immunity, sleep and practically qualify as preventative medicine. We regret to inform husbands everywhere that science is considerably less enthusiastic.
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AirAsia Passengers Endure 40-Minute Flying Toilet After Mid-Air Poo Disaster
Passengers on an overnight AirAsia flight were awakened by a smell so catastrophic that even the cabin crew's air freshener apparently took one sniff and handed in its notice.
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150 CORGIS ENTER A RACE — SEVERAL FORGET THE RACING PART
Vilnius declared itself Europe’s corgi capital and staged an international showdown involving short legs, loud barks and several athletes who considered running backwards a legitimate strategy.